Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute guy wants to hang out after class Refuses out of fear that it's a trick

Cute guy wants to hang out after class Refuses out of fear that it's a trick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Woman says you look like zac efron she meant zach galifianakis

Woman says you look like zac efron she meant zach galifianakis  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Posts on misery People tell me I look like a hooker with a bulbous nose

Posts on misery People tell me I look like a hooker with a bulbous nose  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

fuck the hottest girl on campus spend the next four years jerking off to memories of it

fuck the hottest girl on campus spend the next four years jerking off to memories of it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make out with friend Get Mono

Make out with friend Get Mono  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Plants new grass in the Quad Only looks good after you leave

Plants new grass in the Quad Only looks good after you leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl comes in for a hug remains seated

Pretty girl comes in for a hug remains seated  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends a dick pic flacid

Sends a dick pic flacid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets invited to all the parties finds a reason not to go

gets invited to all the parties finds a reason not to go  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS LAID FUCK YOU.

GETS LAID FUCK YOU.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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