Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl sees me lifting at the gym drop weights because i've been lifting longer in hopes she'll see

Cute girl sees me lifting at the gym drop weights because i've been lifting longer in hopes she'll see   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saw Natalie Portman today While wearing my episode I shirt

Saw Natalie Portman today While wearing my episode I shirt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl randomly asks for my number never contacts me

cute girl randomly asks for my number never contacts me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Good thing he wasn't muslim. The violent stereotype has hurt them enough." Nevermind. He's from Chechnya. He's probably muslim

makes it to the front page of r/new

makes it to the front page of r/new  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got invited to a party last night Xbox live party

Got invited to a party last night Xbox live party  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl confesses love to you says she doesn't want to date until after college

girl confesses love to you says she doesn't want to date  until after college  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Met hot dentist today chair made very realistic farting noise

Met hot dentist today  chair made very realistic farting noise  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Im Free anytime next week" "yah ok just let me know when you are free"

get morning sex from girlfriend she was sent home and might be fired for showing up to work late

get morning sex from girlfriend she was sent home and might be fired for showing up to work late  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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