Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

says that's not an issue there's worse things in life

says that's not an issue there's worse things in life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told wife I would take her place when doing yard work for her dad After she thanked me, I told her it was because she was useless

Told wife I would take her place when doing yard work for her dad After she thanked me, I told her it was because she was useless  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Turns the tap on full blast to get some motherfucking washing up done looks like i've pissed myself

Turns the tap on full blast to get some motherfucking washing up done looks like i've pissed myself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Deletes facebook to free herself from facebook Constant phonecalls from family concerned about her disappearance from facebook

Deletes facebook to free herself from facebook Constant phonecalls from family concerned about her disappearance from facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks "hey you use reddit too?" Answers "No i'm just a lurker"

Hot girl asks

introduce myself and ask girl what her name is realized that I did asked her last week then actually forgot

introduce myself and ask girl what her name is realized that I did asked her last week then actually forgot   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes epic 2 minute ghost poo at girlfriends house clogs toilet

Takes epic 2 minute ghost poo at girlfriends house clogs toilet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend cries out your name during sex Girlfriend is only imaginary

Girlfriend cries out your name during sex Girlfriend is only imaginary  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Your making my panties wet." "It's you're."

Buys Condoms at Walmart "Please wait for assistance"

Buys Condoms at Walmart
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