Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a girls number because i crashed my car into hers

Got a girls number because i crashed my car into hers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets assignment for crush before she arrives Tells her it was an extra on the table

Gets assignment for crush  before she arrives Tells her it was an extra on the table  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

OH GOD MY BACK

OH GOD MY BACK  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys condoms Meets girlfriend's parents in the checkout line

Buys condoms Meets girlfriend's parents in the checkout line  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells everyone the test went great fails it

tells everyone the test went great  fails it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Become sexually active Pretend to masturbate every night so mother doesn't become suspicious

Become sexually active Pretend to masturbate every night so mother doesn't become suspicious  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to the girl of his dreams on r/Gonewild doesnt get an obvious joke and makes a fool out of himself.

Talks to the girl of his dreams on r/Gonewild doesnt get an obvious joke and makes a fool out of himself.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

video chat girlfriend spend entire night browsing reddit together

video chat girlfriend spend entire night browsing reddit together  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm not clicking any NSFW links today at work. Ok, well it's 2:00pm... I give up.

I'm not clicking any NSFW links today at work. Ok, well it's 2:00pm... 
I give up.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets excited about getting 2 new emails forgot that emailed himself

Gets excited about getting 2 new emails forgot that emailed himself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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