Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

'I'm not wearing a bra...' Neither am I

'I'm not wearing a bra...' Neither am I  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saw hot chick waiting in front of the elevator Took the stairs to avoid Awkward silence

Saw hot chick waiting in front of the elevator Took the stairs to avoid Awkward silence  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives girl number wrong area code

Gives girl number wrong area code  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to hot girl on phone Running out of things to say, must find a seque to end it before long awkward pause. Oh god, pause just happened! Abort! Abort!

Talks to hot girl on phone Running out of things to say, must find a seque to end it before long awkward pause.  Oh god, pause just happened! Abort!  Abort!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

locks eyes with hottest girl in bar makes the weirdest face ever made instead of smile

locks eyes with hottest girl in bar makes the weirdest face ever made instead of smile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Receives a call-me-maybe business cars "Hey, is this Maybe from last night?"

Receives a call-me-maybe business cars

Girl asks "How'd you like that handjob?" Replies with, "I do it better..."

Girl asks

you spit to the side it lands on you

you spit to the side it lands on you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Group debate about the location of pre's Just have it at Robbos

Group debate about the location of pre's Just have it at Robbos  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

REDDIt REAL LIFE INTERACTIONS

REDDIt REAL LIFE INTERACTIONS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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