Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hi, I'm Jennifer, and you?" "Fine, thanks."

decides not to audition for the game show called jeopardy because he is afraid that he will win the game show many times, and thus will need to supply various anecdotes to talk to alex trrebek about on the game show in the segment where they break the ice

decides not to audition for the game show called jeopardy because he is afraid that he will win the game show many times, and thus will need to supply various anecdotes to talk to alex trrebek about on the game show in the segment where they break the ice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Group of acquaintances walking towards me Panic and not know what to say

Group of acquaintances walking towards me Panic and not know what to say  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Date professor Break up then have to ask for a letter of recommendation

Date professor Break up then have to ask for a letter of recommendation   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Today i will man the fuck up Heatenings

Today i will man the fuck up Heatenings  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

discovered reddit after college going to med school next year

discovered reddit after college going to med school next year  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl smiles at me in the supermarket while i pick feet odour spray

girl smiles at me in the supermarket while i pick feet odour spray  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

listening to eminem and decides to sing out loud the lyric "B!tch i'm a kill you" on a bus, while looking at an old lady

listening to eminem and decides to sing out loud the lyric

I am awesome at [bowling, pool, pacman, wack-a-mole, shuffleboard, skee ball, etc.]! Proceeds to suck so miserably you can actually hear your date's ladyboner shrivel.

I am awesome at [bowling, pool, pacman, wack-a-mole, shuffleboard, skee ball, etc.]! Proceeds to suck so miserably you can actually hear your date's ladyboner shrivel.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a really clever comeback during an argument 5 hours later during the conversation had between me and me under the shower

Got a really clever comeback during an argument 5 hours later during the conversation had between me and me under the shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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