Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

WE started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the tv

WE started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the tv  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Draws awesome portrait for a girl he likes rips it trying to tear it out

Draws awesome portrait for a girl he likes rips it trying to tear it out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get girlfriend to start undressing She's too cold

Get girlfriend to start undressing She's too cold  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Posted a meme a lot of people liked Had an upperclassman correct the meme, now too self-conscious to make more.

Posted a meme a lot of people liked Had an upperclassman correct the meme, now too self-conscious to make more.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys xbox 360 with bonus plugs into European outlet and blows the power box

Buys xbox 360 with bonus plugs into European outlet and blows the power box  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Throws football into group of girls hits one

Throws football into group of girls hits one  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a handjob from a hot chick says nothing while she mercilessly grinds it into a chaffed pulp

gets a handjob
from a hot chick says nothing while
she mercilessly grinds
it into a chaffed pulp  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

farts in empty hallway hot girl comes out of closeby room

farts in empty hallway hot girl comes out of closeby room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never been friendzoned even once Need to have friends for that to happen

Never been friendzoned even once Need to have friends for that to happen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Calls their crush can't think of anything to say so says it was a butt dial and hangs up.

Calls their crush can't think of anything to say so says it was a butt dial and hangs up.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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