Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remembered to make a cake day post remembered to make a cake day post

Remembered to make a cake day post remembered to make a cake day post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having awesome shower sex while holding up girlfriend Dropped her at the moment of climax and came in her eyes

Having awesome shower sex while holding up girlfriend Dropped her at the moment of climax and came in her eyes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

IN AN INTERVIEW, THE INTERVIEWER SAYS I SHOW A LOT OF SELF CONFIDENCE I ASSUME SHE WAS LYING

IN AN INTERVIEW, THE INTERVIEWER SAYS I SHOW A LOT OF SELF CONFIDENCE I ASSUME SHE WAS LYING  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

took hot girl back to my place on St. pattys day passed out while taking a dump

took hot girl back to my place on St. pattys day passed out while taking a dump  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally Hanging out with non-redditors "Anyone know if the vault is still locked?"

Finally Hanging out with non-redditors

Finally got date with an attractive girl spent money on video games and cant afford dinner

Finally got date with an attractive girl spent money on video games and cant afford dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl sends you a good morning text I reply "We're just friends..right?"

girl sends you a good morning text I reply

SHE EATS IT

SHE EATS IT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl at Starbucks memorized my drink and makes it when I walk in and chats me up gotta go to a different starbucks because i don't like talking to people

Girl at Starbucks memorized my drink and makes it when I walk in and chats me up gotta go to a different starbucks because i don't like talking to people   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Won a free Ipad computer crashed before i could give them my mailing address

Won a free Ipad computer crashed before i could give them my mailing address  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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