Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with the most beautiful girl in his life finishes, "Lets pretend this never happened"

Has sex with the most beautiful girl in his life finishes,

girl comes over to "watch" a movie Watch with parents because actually want to watch the movie

girl comes over to

Gives girl his number when they ask doesn't get a text

Gives girl his number when they ask   doesn't get a text   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl asks name "Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine"

cute girl asks name

Funny Facebook Status gets likes Called out for stealing jokes

Funny Facebook Status gets likes Called out for stealing jokes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Being smooth as he slides into the friendzone

Being smooth as he slides into the friendzone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Take girl home from the bar "best cuddler ever!"

Take girl home from the bar

About to lose virginity Talk about your scrotum for 10 minutes

About to lose virginity Talk about your scrotum for 10 minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Confidently walks up to a girl at the bar and smoothly orders her a drink In my head

Confidently walks up to a girl at the bar and smoothly orders her a drink In my head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Strutting like Michael from Burn Notice into a glass door

Strutting like Michael from Burn Notice into a glass door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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