Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes girl scream "Oh, my god!!" during sex Spends the next two weeks debating her beliefs

Makes girl scream

Group of girls checking me out Just thought wearing shorts while it was snowing was weird

Group of girls checking me out Just thought wearing shorts while it was snowing was weird  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cop isn't going to give me a ticket "really? are you sure?"

cop isn't going to give me a ticket

Holds the door open for an old lady The wrong door

Holds the door open for an old lady The wrong door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl is into me because i play an instrument banjo.

Girl is into me because i play an instrument banjo.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got to the front page in a dream

got to the front page in a dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet cute girl remembers her dog's name forgets hers

Meet cute girl remembers her dog's name forgets hers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

epically quit job by giving my boss the verbal beating of a lifetime.... before i got another job to pay my rent

epically quit job by giving my boss the verbal beating of a lifetime.... before i got another job to pay my rent  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Think i'm developing feelings for a girl... Gastro

Think i'm developing feelings for a girl... Gastro  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start hooking up with hot girlfriend progress too slowly and fall asleep

Start hooking up with hot girlfriend progress too slowly and fall asleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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