Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes out to dinner with family Lurks in nearby doorway outside because first to arrive

Goes out to dinner with family Lurks in nearby doorway outside because first to arrive  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

TOO COOL TO PISS IN URINAL NEXT TO SINK WALKS INTO STALL I JUST DESTROYED

TOO COOL TO PISS IN URINAL NEXT TO SINK WALKS INTO STALL I JUST DESTROYED  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Listens to love songs Has no one to dedicate them too

Listens to love songs Has no one to dedicate them too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Good morning Beautiful" She had earphones on

Sits next to a cute girl DOESN'T SAY A WORD THE WHOLE (2 HOURS) RIDE

Sits next to a cute girl DOESN'T SAY A WORD THE WHOLE (2 HOURS) RIDE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting bed ready for sexy time with lady friend Mess up the sheets, "This happened last time"

Getting bed ready for sexy time with lady friend Mess up the sheets,

Hot girl comes up and asks the time shits pants and punches her in the face

Hot girl comes up and asks the time shits pants and punches her in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl winks at me Turns out She has a severe twitch

Hot girl winks at me Turns out She has a severe twitch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has morning off browses reddit all morning, then goes to work

has morning off browses reddit all morning, then goes to work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get's caught masturbating by mom yolo?

Get's caught masturbating by mom yolo?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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