Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet cute mormon Confess half the time you read as moron

Meet cute mormon Confess half the time you read as moron  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl: I totally just touched your penis Me: Well, I didn't feel a thing

Girl: I totally just touched your penis Me: Well, I didn't feel a thing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Somebody called me! wrong number

Somebody called me! wrong number   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get reddit gold for second comment ever made can't figure out how to spend it

Get reddit gold for second comment ever made can't figure out how to spend it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rubs boyfriends's boner outside of pants and moves to bring hand inside of pants He prevents me from venturing any farther.

Rubs boyfriends's boner outside of pants and moves to bring hand inside of pants He prevents me from venturing any farther.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Breaks up with GF She thinks it's april fools joke

Breaks up with GF She thinks it's april fools joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to private metagroup sodomised on irc

Invited to private metagroup sodomised on irc  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl compliments your vocabulary suddenly at a loss for words

Hot girl compliments your vocabulary suddenly at a loss for words  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"enjoy your pizza" "you too"

Try to reconnect with old friends after bad breakup. They now think your crazy and want to bang them.

Try to reconnect with old friends after bad breakup. They now think your crazy and want to bang them.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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