Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes plans with a girl bitched out cause i figured she didn't want to anymore

Makes plans with a girl bitched out cause i figured she didn't want to anymore  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never uses a condom Never gets laid

Never uses a condom Never gets laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Called to ask a girl out got voicemail.. Didn't leave a message & sent a text instead

Called to ask a girl out got voicemail..  Didn't leave a message & sent a text instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets courage to attempt first mugging Decoy wallet

Gets courage to attempt first mugging Decoy wallet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

pickup a chick in a party and proceed to fuck on a side alley erection too weak for penetration

pickup a chick in a party and proceed to fuck on a side alley erection too weak for penetration  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Discovers cool new metal band Turns out they're christian metal

Discovers cool new metal band Turns out they're christian metal  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I like your shirt" "me too"

cute girl asks if i've a Girlfriend No, I'm virgin

cute girl asks if i've a Girlfriend No, I'm virgin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl waves goodbye after class so I wave back She was waving to guy behind me

Cute girl waves goodbye after class so I wave back She was waving to guy behind me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CUTE/HOT GIRL WAVING AT ME DOESN'T WAVE BACK THINKING SHE'S WAVING AT SOMEONE ELSE

CUTE/HOT GIRL WAVING AT ME DOESN'T WAVE BACK THINKING SHE'S WAVING AT SOMEONE ELSE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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