Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to class and smile at a girl continue to sit on the other side of entire class She smiles back

Go to class and smile at a girl continue to sit on the other side of entire class She smiles back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successfully flirts with female cashier at local pizza place Drops pizza on the way out

Successfully flirts with female cashier at local pizza place Drops pizza on the way out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh yeah you can totally have my number But just as like totally best friends right?

Oh yeah you can totally have my number But just as like totally best friends right?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

puts hand around girls shoulder "let me know if this makes you feel uncomfortable"

puts hand around girls shoulder

gets enough courage to ask girl to dance and she says yes falls and face gets bloody nose and forces everyone else off the floor

gets enough courage to ask girl to dance and she says yes falls and face gets bloody nose and forces everyone else off the floor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sleeping with a attractive member of the opposite sex Repetitively catches self forgetting to breathe

Sleeping with a attractive member of the opposite sex Repetitively catches self forgetting to breathe    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

friend calls to warn you about a cop on the route you take home get a ticket for talking on the phone while driving

friend calls to warn you about a cop on the route you take home get a ticket for talking on the phone while driving  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says "Hello" to familiar cute guy Forgot that you only knew him from facebook stalking your brothers friends

Says

Cute girl comes over to study Studies

Cute girl comes over to study Studies  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offered fist bump tries to high five

Offered fist bump tries to high five  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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