Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally go out to a club with coworkers. Get hassled at the door because your I/D looks fake. Hide in the bathroom the entire night due to embarrassment.

Finally go out to a club with coworkers. Get hassled at the door because your I/D looks fake. Hide in the bathroom the entire night due to embarrassment.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally acknowledged by girl he's been drooling over all semester Insane, echoing cough/burp/hiccup concoction spews out of his mouth

Finally acknowledged by girl he's been drooling over all semester Insane, echoing cough/burp/hiccup concoction spews out of his mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I am a socially awesome penguin! I'm a great big SAP

I am a socially awesome penguin! I'm a great big SAP  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Think of all the kinky shit you could do to her Yeah, like tying her to a ceiling fan

Think of all the kinky shit you could do to her  Yeah, like tying her to a ceiling fan  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Works up courage to talk to beautiful woman. Find out she's married.

Works up courage to talk to beautiful woman.  Find out she's married.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Left a job at Google to become a doctor All my patients use Google and think they're doctors

Left a job at Google to become a doctor All my patients use Google and think they're doctors  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with cute Concessionist at movie theater. Her: Well, enjoy your movie. Me: you too

Flirts with cute Concessionist at movie theater. 
Her: Well, enjoy your movie. Me: you too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has a lot of friends on Facebook

has a lot of friends  on Facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rapes you Apologizes

Rapes you Apologizes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to party Spend the night playing with host's dog

Go to party Spend the night playing with host's dog  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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