Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Farts like a boss in a crowded office Pretends to reproduce the sound with shoes on the tiles

Farts like a boss in a crowded office Pretends to reproduce the sound with shoes on the tiles  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

friend requested on facebook waits 6 hours to confirm

friend requested on facebook waits 6 hours to confirm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds branches for fellow hiker lets go to early

Holds branches for fellow hiker lets go to early  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally has something interesting to add to the conversation They changed the subject

finally has something interesting to add to the conversation They changed the subject  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sucessfully Flirts with attractive coworker Tries to go down up escalator

sucessfully Flirts with attractive coworker  Tries to go down up escalator  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

worked up the courage to ask a girl out through two friends

worked up the courage to ask a girl out through two friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets courage to quit shitty job spontaneously too afraid to go back for final check

Gets courage to quit shitty job spontaneously  too afraid to go back for final check  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cakeday is 4/20 Neither smokes nor cares for pot

Cakeday is 4/20 Neither smokes nor cares for pot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make funny comment in class remain dead silent remainder of class to not ruin your new image

make funny comment in class remain dead silent remainder of class to not ruin your new image  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yell "Spacedicks" to attract suspected redditors at meet-up person was not a redditor

Yell
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