Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinks of a great idea for a meme its a repost, gets downvoted

thinks of a great idea for a meme its a repost, gets downvoted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to hot girl relies on pun thread experience to appear witty

Talks to hot girl relies on pun thread experience to appear witty  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"So have you 'broken in' your new car yet?" Nah, the back seat is pretty small.

gets best scenario to talk to girl but fails to speak Thinks of all the ways could have started the conversation after she's gone

gets best scenario to talk to girl but fails to speak Thinks of all the ways could have started the conversation after she's gone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Out with Friends have to take a dump

Out with Friends have to take a dump  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend says, "May the 4th be with you." And also with you

Friend says,

Only knows group of girls at party Hovers while they talk about their purses

Only knows group of girls at party Hovers while they talk about their purses   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks if you want to have dinner All your clothes are too dirty to go out

Cute girl asks if you want to have dinner All your clothes are too dirty to go out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets male birth control injection wares off before he got to test it

gets male birth control injection wares off before he got to test it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tether internet for friend uses it to chat with crush

tether internet for friend uses it to chat with crush   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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