Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hottest girl you know offers to have sex Weighs pros and cons

Hottest girl you know offers to have sex Weighs pros and cons  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

successfully broke up with boyfriend over text to avoid confrontation still have his shirt and he has to come over to get it

successfully broke up with boyfriend over text to avoid confrontation still have his shirt and he has to come over to get it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally got the guts to ask out this girl to the movies she replys "im blind"

finally got the guts to ask out this girl to the movies she replys

Went to girlfriend's room for a quickie Got performance anxiety and ended up lasting longer than usual

Went to girlfriend's room for a quickie Got performance anxiety and ended up lasting longer than usual  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

a big booty girl asked me if i had a gf. i said "no", i also told her that was because i was enjoying the single life which is bullshit

a big booty girl asked me if i had a gf. i said

Girlfriend visiting from halfway across world for sexy time on the same day Heart of the Swarm comes out

Girlfriend visiting from halfway across world for sexy time on the same day Heart of the Swarm comes out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

crush says he wants to tell me something shows picture of chick from middle school he likes

crush says he wants to tell me something shows picture of chick from middle school he likes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends ask if i wanted to go do something for my birthday the second it turns 12:01 Says no and complains later about being forever alone

Friends ask if i wanted to go do something for my birthday the second it turns 12:01 Says no and complains later about being forever alone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

during sex she says "oh god your cock feels good" so does yours

during sex she says

Graduating University after overcoming serious depression and medical procedures still a virgin...Fuck (me please)

Graduating University after overcoming serious depression and medical procedures still a virgin...Fuck (me please)  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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