Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girls come over to my house while I'm in the shower stay in the shower until they leave

Girls come over to my house while I'm in the shower stay in the shower until they leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

message from hot girl: we should get together some time me: I like getting together some times

message from hot girl: we should get together some time me: I like getting together some times  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

how i feel as a firefighter on reddit how my brother feels as a police officer on reddit

how i feel as a firefighter on reddit how my brother feels as a police officer on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never forgets a name Never remembers a face

Never forgets a name Never remembers a face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make awesome facebook status about not missing the meteor shower tonight decides to make this meme instead

Make awesome facebook status about not missing the meteor shower tonight decides to make this meme instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

put jagermeister shot glasses to good use as soft-boiled egg holders

put jagermeister shot glasses to good use as soft-boiled egg holders  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hits homerun for office softball league flinches at every high-five

hits homerun for office softball league flinches at every high-five  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes front page on "first post" Deletes all previous posts that don't do well

Makes front page on

Girl Tells you she wants to be more than friends she means really good friends

Girl Tells you she wants to be more than friends she means really good friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl: "You're Cute!" "But I mean cute like a teddy bear."

Girl:
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