Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl says it was nice to meet you Reply back "Hello"

Hot girl says it was nice to meet you Reply back

Asked out to dinner by cute girl Tells her that he already had plans

Asked out to dinner by cute girl Tells her that he already had plans  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First time sex since 8 months same age as my mom

First time sex since 8 months same age as my mom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got 1000+ Karma Now all my fellow redditors know i cry when i have sex

Got 1000+ Karma Now all my fellow redditors know i cry when i have sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I tell her 'don't stop' she only hears 'stop'

I tell her 'don't stop' she only hears 'stop'   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Move friends car to adjacent parking spot as a joke Dead battery

Move friends car to adjacent parking spot as a joke  Dead battery  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes intelligent, well-thought joke nobody gets it

Makes intelligent, 
well-thought joke nobody gets it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl out on date Using memes

Asks girl out on date Using memes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to go somewhere but then finds out that someone he hates is going Doesn't go

Gets invited to go somewhere  but then finds out that someone he hates is going Doesn't go  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tackles robber who steals woman's purse find out it's on a movie set and runs away

tackles robber who steals woman's purse find out it's on a movie set and runs away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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