Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of hilarious meme to share uses completely incorrect formatting

Thinks of hilarious meme to share uses completely incorrect formatting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MET A REDDITOR DID YOU SEE THOSE GREEN BALLS?

MET A REDDITOR DID YOU SEE THOSE GREEN BALLS?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"My ass is so big my jeans won't stay on" "You should buy a belt"

come up with witty, made-for-movies farewell and dramatically say it as you're walking away have to go back because you forget your keys

come up with witty, made-for-movies farewell and dramatically say it as you're walking away have to go back because you forget your keys  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to job interview looking swish in a suit forgets to how sentences string together.

Goes to job interview looking swish in a suit forgets to how sentences string together.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl that I like runs up to me and kisses me I respond with "that was cool" and walk away

Girl that I like runs up to me and kisses me I respond with

Went to Strip Club with a Girl. Kissed her at the end of the night. Took two hours and her practically begging to realize she wanted to kiss.

Went to Strip Club with a Girl. Kissed her at the end of the night. Took two hours and her practically begging to realize she wanted to kiss.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

100% people like my post im the single upvote

100% people like my post im the single upvote  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited by cute girl to hang out Going camping for the weekend

Gets invited by cute girl to hang out Going camping for the weekend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dance with cute girl at the club Actually see her again

Dance with cute girl at the club Actually see her again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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