Socially Awkward Kvothe

I don't always order drinks at the Eolian, But when I do, it's graysdale mead.

I don't always order drinks at the Eolian, But when I do, it's graysdale mead.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Crazy teacher can't get into random bedroom? Pick the lock for him and help set everything on fire.

Crazy teacher can't get into random bedroom? Pick the lock for him and help set everything on fire.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

I don't always make a woman fall in love with me, But when I do, I only use seven words.

I don't always make a woman fall in love with me, But when I do, I only use seven words.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

My name is Kvothe You may have heard of me.

My name is Kvothe You may have heard of me.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Need to improve your social image? Get caught naked, on a roof, in a thunderstorm, with the craziest professor on campus.

Need to improve your social image? Get caught naked, on a roof, in a thunderstorm, with the craziest professor on campus.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Late on loan shark's payments? Bribe her with a book.

Late on loan shark's payments? Bribe her with a book.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Bully steals and smashes his lute, Breaks his arm and makes him pay more than the lute was worth to begin with.

Bully steals and smashes his lute, Breaks his arm and makes him pay more than the lute was worth to begin with.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Coolest guy in the entire world? Friendzoned.

Coolest guy in the
entire world? Friendzoned.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Get in trouble for setting your teacher on fire? Convince the principal that it is an example of your ability.

Get in trouble for setting your teacher on fire? Convince the principal that it is an example of your ability.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Waiting for the next ASoIaF book? Bitch, please.

Waiting for the next ASoIaF book? Bitch, please.  Socially Awkward Kvothe
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