Socially Awkward Kvothe

I don't always see a dragon, But when I do, I "moo" at it.

I don't always see
a dragon, But when I do, 
I

Need to pass entrance exams? Cheat like a motherfucker.

Need to pass entrance exams? Cheat like a motherfucker.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Martial arts teacher beats you with a willow twig? Give her a fucking bigger tree branch and tell her to go ahead.

Martial arts teacher beats you with a willow twig? Give her a fucking bigger tree branch and tell her to go ahead.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Not sure if stealing a pie is worse than killing? Determine type of pie first.

Not sure if stealing a pie is worse than killing? Determine type 
of pie first.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Girl you barely know gets caught in a cascading exothermic reaction? Save her anyway.

Girl you barely know gets caught in a cascading exothermic reaction? Save her anyway.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

You think you're smart? I can read tied ropes.

You think you're smart? I can read tied ropes.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

CAN'T AFFORD TUITION? Convince the school to PAY YOU.

CAN'T AFFORD TUITION? Convince the school to PAY YOU.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Perfectly good door to room Scales outside wall just because he can.

Perfectly good door to room Scales outside wall just because he can.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Frustrated trying to learn a lesson? Mate with your teacher.

Frustrated trying to learn a lesson? Mate with your teacher.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Finally gets entrance to the library of his dreams, Gets immediately thrown out for carrying open flame near books.

Finally gets entrance to the library of his dreams, Gets immediately thrown out for carrying open flame near books.  Socially Awkward Kvothe
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