Socially Awkward Penguin

spill drink at restaurant pretend like it was already like that

spill drink at restaurant pretend like it was already like that  Socially Awkward Penguin

"scull this, maggot" throws up in hands

here's your ticket, have a nice flight thanks, you too

here's your ticket, have a nice flight thanks, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says "hey" don't look cuz they might not be talking to you

Someone says

take part in usual ten second social interaction take part in usual ten minutes of your brain rebooting as you walk away

take part in usual ten second social interaction take part in usual ten minutes of your brain rebooting as you walk away  Socially Awkward Penguin

I made a sap It might have been unfunny. Panic

I made a sap It might have been unfunny. Panic  Socially Awkward Penguin

First day of class enter wrong class room Sit for the entire lecture

First day of class enter wrong class room Sit for the entire lecture  Socially Awkward Penguin

i invite 2 girls to eat lunch with me and a friend tomorrow they call my friend the next day to meet

i invite 2 girls to eat lunch with me and a friend tomorrow they call my friend the next day to meet  Socially Awkward Penguin

fail class never speak to professor again

fail class never speak to professor again  Socially Awkward Penguin

GIRL MAY BE INTERESTED IN DATING Call her a bitch

GIRL MAY BE INTERESTED IN DATING Call her a bitch  Socially Awkward Penguin
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