Socially Awkward Penguin

waiter: how do you like your food? great thank you

waiter: how do you like your food? great thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Decide to bulk up at the gym" See girls lifting more than you. Wish there was 'Men's only'

"Have you been drinking, sir?" swallow gum

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR? OUT OF CONVERSATION TOPICS

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR? OUT OF CONVERSATION TOPICS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear a family member walk by the bathroom Wait till they pass to pee

Hear a family member walk by the bathroom Wait till they pass to pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

spill coffee on my lap everyone thinks I peed myself

spill coffee on my lap everyone thinks 
I peed myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to find 3 suitemates drop out of college

Need to find 3 suitemates drop out of college  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to r/adviceanimals actually use advice from insanity wolf

go to r/adviceanimals actually use advice from insanity wolf  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jiggle public restroom doorknob - someone is inside Now go to another store to avoid the person when they come out

Jiggle public restroom doorknob - someone is inside Now go to another store to avoid the person when they come out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fart in class. try to recreate the sound.

Fart in class. try to recreate the sound.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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