Socially Insane Penguin

Purchase acid and ice picks Tell cashier, "In the land of the blind, the one eyed penguin is potatoes"

Purchase acid and ice picks Tell cashier,

Cute girl rejects you Murder her family

Cute girl rejects you Murder her family  Socially Insane Penguin

Girl falls in love with him stockholm syndrome

Girl falls in love with him stockholm syndrome  Socially Insane Penguin

Invite friends over for pool-party Let pet piranha go for a swim as well

Invite friends over for pool-party Let pet piranha go for a swim as well  Socially Insane Penguin

Sequestration? I voted for strangulation

Sequestration? I voted for strangulation  Socially Insane Penguin

girl you like listed as single on facebook click like

girl you like listed as single on facebook click like  Socially Insane Penguin

Have Headache Listen to Dubstep

Have Headache Listen to Dubstep  Socially Insane Penguin

Host dinner party, Serve laxatives, play twister.

Host dinner party, Serve laxatives, play twister.  Socially Insane Penguin

Talks with crush on the phone proceeds to flush toilet

Talks with crush on the phone  proceeds to flush toilet   Socially Insane Penguin

Makes spaghetti dinner for friends dump whole bottle of tabasco into Tomato sauce

Makes spaghetti dinner for friends dump whole bottle of tabasco into Tomato sauce  Socially Insane Penguin
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