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Told my best friend I'm in love with her [ her reaction irrelevant ] I feel a fucking billion times better and thank god I did this

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hanging out in hot girl's dorm room projectile vomits still gets laid

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Met a cute girl that loves prog era genesis Immediately asked her to marry me Got number

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Girl I like texts me that she wants to go out with me She was drunk She still wants to date me

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"happy birthday" "you too" twins

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Tells friend he loves her Gets rejected "APRIL FOOLS!"

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has sex with hot girl cums in 10 seconds so does she

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try to sign ex gf up for cat facts text messages error: already a subscriber realize ex is a digital crazy cat lady

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remembers to buy flowers for mothers day mothers day was 2 months ago "Thanks for remembering my birthday, son"

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GF wakes up for early for a pre-work quickie Already jerked off in the shower She said no guy has ever lasted that long for her

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Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Told my best friend I'm in love with her [ her reaction irrelevant ] I feel a fucking billion times better and thank god I did this

hanging out in hot girl's dorm room projectile vomits still gets laid

Met a cute girl that loves prog era genesis Immediately asked her to marry me Got number

Girl I like texts me that she wants to go out with me She was drunk She still wants to date me

"happy birthday" "you too" twins

Tells friend he loves her Gets rejected "APRIL FOOLS!"

has sex with hot girl cums in 10 seconds so does she

try to sign ex gf up for cat facts text messages error: already a subscriber realize ex is a digital crazy cat lady

remembers to buy flowers for mothers day mothers day was 2 months ago "Thanks for remembering my birthday, son"

GF wakes up for early for a pre-work quickie Already jerked off in the shower She said no guy has ever lasted that long for her

Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin