Sophisticated Metal-Head

My corpse paint is my tuxedo

My corpse paint is my tuxedo  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Finishes valedictorian speech Bites head off bat

Finishes valedictorian speech Bites head off bat  Sophisticated Metal-Head

I liked Rhapsody of Fire When they were just Rhapsody.

I liked Rhapsody of Fire When they were just Rhapsody.  Sophisticated Metal-Head

I Like anal cunt For the technicality

I Like anal cunt For the technicality  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Bass Drops Picks back up and resumes playing cello concerto in e minor

Bass Drops Picks back up and resumes playing cello concerto in e minor  Sophisticated Metal-Head

raises fist to bid on a picasso

raises fist to bid on a picasso  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Joined the Orchestra to play double bass

Joined the Orchestra to play double bass  Sophisticated Metal-Head

LAST YEARS JAZZ band performance was a blast beat lacking snooze fest

LAST YEARS JAZZ band performance was a blast beat lacking snooze fest  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Always enters the mosh pit "I often engage in a complex and aggressive form of post-modern dance at concerts"

Always enters the mosh pit

Headbangs To Mozart.

Headbangs To Mozart.  Sophisticated Metal-Head
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