Sophisticated Metal-Head

brags about diverse musical taste only listens to power metal

brags about diverse musical taste only listens to power metal  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Listens to Immortal Only for their contribution for Scandinavian Culture

Listens to Immortal Only for their contribution for Scandinavian Culture  Sophisticated Metal-Head

picks out his tux for a wedding marries gaahl

picks out his tux for a wedding marries gaahl  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Goes to prom Asks DJ to play Immortal

Goes to prom Asks DJ to play Immortal  Sophisticated Metal-Head

breakdowns? they're only cool in jazz

breakdowns? they're only cool in jazz  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Understands Latin phrases in power metal Corrects pronounciation

Understands Latin phrases in power metal Corrects pronounciation  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Bites head off bat Washes it down with dom Perignon

Bites head off bat Washes it down with dom Perignon  Sophisticated Metal-Head

CANNIBAL CORPSE SO UNCIVILIZED

CANNIBAL CORPSE SO UNCIVILIZED  Sophisticated Metal-Head

doesn't like a metal band because it only has two lead guitars

doesn't like a metal band because it only has two lead guitars  Sophisticated Metal-Head

Can play every Opeth song On a Cello

Can play every Opeth song On a Cello  Sophisticated Metal-Head
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