Sparlock

If you're Jehovah's Witness I feel bad for you son! I got 99 problems but Sparlock aint one!

If you're Jehovah's Witness I feel bad for you son!  




 I got 99 problems but Sparlock aint one!  Sparlock

Sparlock the Warrior Wizard! More fun than a bike ride with your over protective mother!

Sparlock the Warrior Wizard! More fun than a bike ride with your over protective mother!  Sparlock

Warning! may cause sadness in some bronze age deities

Warning! may cause sadness in some bronze age deities  Sparlock

So someone gave you a magical toy that makes your god sad and your parents angry Well, it's the thought that counts

So someone gave you a magical toy that makes your god sad and your parents angry Well, it's the thought that counts  Sparlock

You should have seen the way they love bombed me when I agreed to star in their silly film. I didn't know they would throw me away when they had no further use for me!

You should have seen the way they love bombed me when I agreed to star in their silly film. I didn't know they would throw me away when they had no further use for me!  Sparlock

Sparlock is a Warrior and a Wizard And a floor wax!

Sparlock is a Warrior and a Wizard  And a floor wax!  Sparlock

Mom: "This is Magic." Caleb: "Magic?" "This... is... Sparlock!!!"

Mom:

Jehovah's Witnesses made me and then threw me away Now I belong to the apostates!

Jehovah's Witnesses made me and then threw me away Now I belong to the apostates!  Sparlock

Don't be scared Mom! Magic isn't real!

Don't be scared Mom! Magic isn't real!  Sparlock

If you prick us, do we not bleed? -Shylock If you throw us in the garbage, do we not stink? -Sparlock

If you prick us, do we not bleed? -Shylock If you throw us in the garbage, do we not stink? -Sparlock  Sparlock
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