Unimpressed Astronaut

10 hour flight? Try 8 days

10 hour flight? Try 8 days  Unimpressed Astronaut

Altitude sickness is giving you a headache? That must be terrible

Altitude sickness is giving you a headache?  That must be terrible  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you went Ivy League over Purdue for Engineering? Scoreboard.

Oh you went Ivy League over Purdue for Engineering? Scoreboard.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Think we faked it? Your wife didn't.

Think we faked it? Your wife didn't.  Unimpressed Astronaut

an overseas flight threw your body clock out? i can't even imagine how jet lagged you must feel.

an overseas flight threw your body clock out? i can't even imagine how 
jet lagged you must feel.  Unimpressed Astronaut

All Americans are stupid, unintelligent, uncivilized, smelly, rude, religious, Warmongers Yes, tell me more about your country's moon landing

All Americans are stupid, unintelligent, uncivilized, smelly, rude, religious, Warmongers Yes, tell me more about your country's moon landing  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh,you're a brain surgeon? It's not exactly rocket science.

Oh,you're a brain surgeon? It's not exactly rocket science.  Unimpressed Astronaut

METRIC SYSTEM? WHose flag is on the moon?

METRIC SYSTEM? WHose flag is on the moon?  Unimpressed Astronaut

You graduated college? I graduated earth

You graduated college? I graduated earth  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you're doing the moonwalk. That's cute.

Oh, you're doing the moonwalk. That's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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