Unimpressed Astronaut

Ok let's look over here. Nope no space wizards.

Ok let's look over here. Nope no space wizards.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh by the way I'm just another condescending meme

Oh by the way I'm just another condescending meme  Unimpressed Astronaut

"Intro to astronomy" exam tomorrow? Yeah, those can be pretty tough

So you went 12 hours without reddit I'm sure it must have been really difficult

So you went 12 hours without reddit I'm sure it must have been really difficult  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you lost 10 pounds in a month? I lost 170 in 3 days

Oh, you lost 10 pounds in a month? I lost 170 in 3 days  Unimpressed Astronaut

You faked an orgasm? I can't imagine how difficult that must have been.

You faked an orgasm? I can't imagine how difficult that must have been.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your Dad built you a spaceship? That's cute

Your Dad built you a spaceship? That's cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your condo has an ocean view... Just one?

Your condo has an ocean view... Just one?  Unimpressed Astronaut

New York to Hong Kong in 16 hours? What a long flight.

New York to Hong Kong in 16 hours? What a long flight.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You visited Cabo San Lucas this year? How quaint! I visited the motherfucking moon.

You visited Cabo San Lucas this year? How quaint! I visited the motherfucking moon.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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