Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You just went on a roller coaster? That's cute

You just went on a roller coaster? That's cute  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

What's the difference between an Iranian SU-25 pilot and a 500-lb bomb? Not all 500-lb bombs are retarded.

What's the difference between an Iranian SU-25 pilot and a 500-lb bomb? Not all 500-lb bombs are retarded.  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You bought a Bugatti? Must've been expensive

You bought a Bugatti? Must've been expensive  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

I have a degree in basket weaving now i fly jets and shit

I have a degree in basket weaving now i fly jets and shit  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You were a wing commander in afrotc? Wow, that's impressive

You were a wing commander in afrotc? Wow, that's impressive  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

Question for ya What do girls love more than football players?

Question for ya What do girls love more than football players?  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You went through some turbulence on your flight? That must have been scary

You went through some turbulence on your flight? That must have been scary  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You passed your DMV permit test? Sounds tough.

You passed your DMV permit test? Sounds tough.    Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You just went 100 mph on the freeway? Wow, that's fast

You just went 100 mph on the freeway? Wow, that's fast  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You race motocross? That's cute

You race motocross? That's cute  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot
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