Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

your car was shaking because of the wind? That's cute

your car was shaking because of the wind? That's cute  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You land on a carrier? Which of the 4 wires did you miss?

You land on a carrier? Which of the 4 wires did you miss?   Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You landed on a carrier? That's cute, now try flaring with a crosswind, no landing signal officer, and a slick runway.

You landed on a carrier? That's cute, now try flaring with a crosswind, no landing signal officer, and a slick runway.  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

Americuuuuh FUCK YEA

Americuuuuh FUCK YEA  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

SeriouslY? You had dual coffee overtemp over Nacho Grande? Dude, you're my hero - rock on!

SeriouslY? You had dual coffee overtemp over Nacho Grande? Dude,  you're my hero - rock on!  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You own a private jet? You must be able to get places fast!

You own a private jet? You must be able to get places fast!  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

What's it like flying the F-22? breathtaking.

What's it like flying the F-22? breathtaking.  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

Oh you have to greet upperclassmen? Must be rough

Oh you have to greet upperclassmen? Must be rough  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

OH, YOU FLY A-10S? LET'S TRADE. I'LL THROW IN MY VETTE AND MY GIRLFRIEND TO MAKE IT FAIR.

OH, YOU FLY A-10S? LET'S TRADE. I'LL THROW IN MY VETTE AND MY GIRLFRIEND TO MAKE IT FAIR.  Unimpressed F-22 Pilot

You went 70 M.P.H over the H3? You're my hero.

You went 70 M.P.H over the H3? You're my hero.   Unimpressed F-22 Pilot
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