and im sat here masturbating

My wife has a girlfriend and a boyfriend

My wife has a girlfriend and a boyfriend  and im sat here masturbating

everyones working or going back to school

everyones working or going back to school  and im sat here masturbating

everyones freaking out about a bomb threat

everyones freaking out about a bomb threat  and im sat here masturbating

everyones reading the bible

everyones reading the bible  and im sat here masturbating

Everyone's all like "I love Obama" or "I love Romney"

Everyone's all like

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant  and im sat here masturbating

everyone else is making funny memes

everyone else is making funny memes  and im sat here masturbating

everyone is at church

everyone is at church  and im sat here masturbating

Everyone's just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's just sitting here masturbating  and im sat here masturbating

everyones having fun and going out

everyones having fun and going out  and im sat here masturbating
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