and im sat here masturbating

Everyone has an ex girlfriend to complain about

Everyone has an ex girlfriend to complain about  and im sat here masturbating

All my friends are going to university

All my friends are going to university  and im sat here masturbating

everyone's getting engaged and married

everyone's getting engaged and married  and im sat here masturbating

Everyone is hula hooping half naked on camera at Burning Man

Everyone is hula hooping half naked on camera at Burning Man  and im sat here masturbating

Everyone is making creative posts on their cakeday

Everyone is making creative posts on their cakeday  and im sat here masturbating

Have 2 tests in the morning

Have 2 tests in the morning   and im sat here masturbating

wow, president obama is doing an ama

wow, president obama is doing an ama  and im sat here masturbating

Everyone's being social

Everyone's being social  and im sat here masturbating

It's "Take someone back to church day"

It's

everyones just sitting there masturbating

everyones just sitting there masturbating  and im sat here masturbating
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