And now, a word from Tyler Durden... "Hi, kids! Don't worry about being a virgin. You'll eventually find the right drunk, lonely person. Just make sure that you share a common interest like hating your mother or crying in bed alone at night!"

And now, a word from Tyler Durden...

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And now, a word from Tyler Durden... "Hi, kids! That dick that no one likes because they post spoilers without any kind of warning? All the time? It's you. It is YOU. Be sure to never miss an episode!"

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And now, a word from Tyler Duden... "Hi, kids! Don't do drugs. Once you come down from that high, you'll finally realize how shitty your life is. And remember, stay positive!"

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And now, a word from Tyler Durden...

And now, a word from Tyler Durden... "Hi, kids! Don't worry about being a virgin. You'll eventually find the right drunk, lonely person. Just make sure that you share a common interest like hating your mother or crying in bed alone at night!"

And now, a word from Tyler Durden...

And now, a word from Tyler Duden... "Hi, kids! You're all going to grow up to not only be just like your parents, but also never accomplish your dreams. Stay in school!"

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