I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at an 8-year-old's birthday party

I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at an 8-year-old's birthday party - I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at an 8-year-old's birthday party  Haggard Will Ferrell

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I don't always throw myself towards young women but when I do, it's usually your 15-year-old daughter

I don't always throw myself towards young women but when I do, it's usually your 15-year-old daughter

I don't always tell racist jokes but when I do, I tell the one about the nigger & the kike

I don't always tell racist jokes but when I do, I tell the one about the nigger & the kike

I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at 8-year-old girl's birthday party

I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at 8-year-old girl's birthday party

I don't always play drums but when I do, I play in the Red hot chili peppers

I don't always play drums but when I do, I play in the Red hot chili peppers

I don't always throw myself toward young women but when I do, it's usually your 15-year-old daughter

I don't always throw myself toward young women but when I do, it's usually your 15-year-old daughter

I don't always 'like' status updates but when I do, it's because my friend mentions a death in the family

I don't always 'like' status updates but when I do, it's because my friend mentions a death in the family

I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at an 8-year-old's birthday party

I don't always get black out drunk at birthday parties but when I do, it takes place at an 8-year-old's birthday party

I don't always eat out at sushi restaurants but when I do, i force feed wasabi to the waitress just to test their quality control

I don't always eat out at sushi restaurants but when I do, i force feed wasabi to the waitress just to test their quality control

I don't always make movies but when I do, I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't always make movies but when I do, I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't always attend a.a. meetings but when I do, i always pre-game it before arriving

I don't always attend a.a. meetings but when I do, i always pre-game it before arriving
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