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I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed!

I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed! - I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed! Romantic Psychopath
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That's your sex helmet

That's your sex helmet
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i've been longing for you in my van down by the river

i've been longing for you in my van down by the river
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as i gaze into your gorgeous eyes it turns me on as I strangle you

as i gaze into your gorgeous eyes it turns me on as I strangle you
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I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed!

I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed!
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I will live my life in worship of my love and devotion to you. I promise to care for you and protect you always. By bringing you McDonald's when you're tied to the radiator.

I will live my life in worship of my love and devotion to you. I promise to care for you and protect you always. By bringing you McDonald's when you're tied to the radiator.
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You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet. You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch.

You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet. You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch.
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you have beautiful skin i can't wait to try it on

you have beautiful skin i can't wait to try it on
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You are the very air I breath That is why I must strangle you, my pet

You are the very air I breath That is why I must strangle you, my pet
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I cannot live without you. I wish you would die.

I cannot live without you. I wish you would die.
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Hi, What's your name? I have waited my whole life to meet you. I'm so in love wih you. Wait, where are you going?! DIE, EVIL WHORE!

Hi, What's your name? I have waited my whole life to meet you. I'm so in love wih you. Wait, where are you going?! DIE, EVIL WHORE!
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