You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet. You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch.

You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet.  You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch. - You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet.  You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch.  Romantic Psychopath

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That's your sex helmet

 That's your sex helmet

i've been longing for you in my van down by the river

i've been longing for you in my van down by the river

as i gaze into your gorgeous eyes it turns me on as I strangle you

as i gaze into your gorgeous eyes it turns me on as I strangle you

I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed!

I traveled a thousand miles  to give you my seed!

I will live my life in worship of my love and devotion to you. I promise to care for you and protect you always. By bringing you McDonald's when you're tied to the radiator.

I will live my life  in worship of my love and devotion to you. I promise to care for you and protect you always.  By bringing you McDonald's when you're tied to the radiator.

You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet. You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch.

You are my muse, my breath, my goddess. I crawl at your feet.  You still ask me if you're allowed to go to the bathroom, bitch.

you have beautiful skin i can't wait to try it on

you have beautiful skin i can't wait to try it on

You are the very air I breath That is why I must strangle you, my pet

You are the very air I breath That is why I must strangle you, my pet

I cannot live without you. I wish you would die.

I cannot live without you.  I wish you would die.

Hi, What's your name? I have waited my whole life to meet you. I'm so in love wih you. Wait, where are you going?! DIE, EVIL WHORE!

Hi, What's your name? I have waited my whole life to meet you. I'm so in love wih you.  Wait, where are you going?! DIE, EVIL WHORE!
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