One does not simply fall asleep at a reasonable hour. even though i've been up for two days straight and have worked two busy shifts at the restaurant. Am I babbling? 'cause I feel like i'm babbling. oh, christ just punch me in my fucking head and knock

One does not simply fall asleep at a reasonable hour.
 even though i've been up for two days straight and have worked two busy shifts at the restaurant.  Am I babbling? 'cause I feel like i'm babbling. oh, christ just punch me in my fucking head and knock - One does not simply fall asleep at a reasonable hour.
 even though i've been up for two days straight and have worked two busy shifts at the restaurant.  Am I babbling? 'cause I feel like i'm babbling. oh, christ just punch me in my fucking head and knock  One Does Not Simply

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NO THEY DON'T, NO THEY DON'T.

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