i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars - i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars  Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

"Can you press the button to the 5th floor please?"

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that

Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges. Only at Staples.

In this moment, I am euphoric.  Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges.  Only at Staples.

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.

What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.

If it wasn't for /r/atheism memes I never would have invented science

If it wasn't for /r/atheism  memes I never would have invented science
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