i got so excited about the can opener but it was green beans

i got so excited about the can opener but it was green beans - i got so excited about the can opener but it was green beans  First World Cat Problems

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me

All the single ladies stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with you.

All the single ladies stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with you.

When ever I meow to get out My owner pets me instead

When ever I meow to get out My owner pets me instead

I really want you to pet me but i also kinda want to bite you

I really want you to pet me but i also kinda want to bite you

It hurts my feelings when you close the bathroom door.

It hurts my feelings when you close the bathroom door.

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me

My owner bought me an expensive new toy I prefer string

My owner bought me an expensive new toy I prefer string

I'm Ridiculously photogenic But no one posts me anymore

I'm Ridiculously photogenic But no one posts me anymore

I wanted to be inside but my master opened the door weirdly so fuck him

I wanted to be inside  but my master opened the door weirdly so fuck him

i got so excited about the can opener but it was green beans

i got so excited about the can opener but it was green beans

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