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If you ever get get arrested for a DUI, force yourself to vomit in the back of the cop car. Cops are trained to wait approx 45 min to take your B.A.C at the cop station when the alcohol that is full in your stomach has peaked.

If you ever get get arrested for a DUI, force yourself to vomit in the back of the cop car. Cops are trained to wait approx 45 min to take your B.A.C at the cop station when the alcohol that is full in your stomach has peaked. - If you ever get get arrested for a DUI, force yourself to vomit in the back of the cop car. Cops are trained to wait approx 45 min to take your B.A.C at the cop station when the alcohol that is full in your stomach has peaked. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other
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Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly
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Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy
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When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times

When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times
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Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace
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If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees
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Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon - please forward to the FBI Boston boston@ic.fbi.gov

Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon - please forward to the FBI Boston boston@ic.fbi.gov
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Bring extra quarters to work whenever you find a pre-1965 quarter, switch with your own. Each pre-1965 quarter has a melt value of $4.20.

Bring extra quarters to work whenever you find a pre-1965 quarter, switch with your own. Each pre-1965 quarter has a melt value of $4.20.
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If you expect something in return for being a nice guy you're not a nice guy

If you expect something in return for being a nice guy you're not a nice guy
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re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does

re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does
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