"If I'm quoted on Facebook then it must be true." - George Washington

You guys are pussies we went to war over taxes

You guys are pussies we went to war over taxes

"I like taking fat rips from my bong" - George Washington

NOTHING TO MAKE A COMMIE SHIT FASTER THAN THE SIGHT OF AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT

NOTHING TO MAKE A COMMIE SHIT FASTER THAN THE SIGHT OF AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT

Is the father of a new country Doesn't make himself king

Is the father of a new country Doesn't make himself king

I led the founding of a republic that gives you constitutional rights, a democratic means for obtaining peaceful change, and competitive elections so those who govern do so at your consent You make fun of protesters, re-elect the same bastards over and ov

I led the founding of a republic that gives you constitutional rights, a democratic means for obtaining peaceful change, and competitive elections so those who govern do so at your consent You make fun of protesters, re-elect the same bastards over and ov

Believes in American freedom Has slaves

Believes in American freedom  Has slaves

You had one job.

You had one job.

Country... I am disapoint.

Country... I am disapoint.

I like big butts And I cannot lie.

I like big butts And I cannot lie.

"If I'm quoted on Facebook then it must be true." - George Washington

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