Element of surprise!

THEY'LL BE EXPECTING THE BATMOBILE  I'VE GOT THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE ON MY SIDE  Misc

Every single time.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO STUDY  BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T  The Most Interesting Man In The World

They can save me any day

I SUDDENLY  FORGOT HOW TO SWIM  Misc

A Real Best Friend

A REAL BEST FRIEND WILL MAKE YOUR FAMILY QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY.  Misc

Now to get my girlfriend to understand this

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  WANTING SOME TIME ALONE DOESN'T MEAN I HATE YOU  Matrix Morpheus

iPad Mini Problems

MY OLD IPAD CASE DOESN'T FIT MY NEW IPAD AIR! NOW I CAN'T PROP IT UP IN BED AND WATCH NETFLIX LATE AT NIGHT First World Problems

I usually try and avoid these situations.

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SCARY MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO, I'M UP TILL 2AM WATHING DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES TO CALM ME DOWN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The best advice I can ever give that I wish I followed.

NEVER START SMOKING  Actual Advice Mallard

My 7 year old met this Good Guy Greg today. It was a Lamborghini Gallardo.

SEES KIND IN AWE OF HIS CAR  TAKES HIM FOR A RIDE Good Guy Greg

Meet Emma Watson's brother

CHEER UP GIRLS  THE WORLD IS FAIR AGAIN  Misc