10 Guy

Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves

Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves   10 Guy

Ponds Are like islands for fish

Ponds Are like islands for fish  10 Guy

a spouse is yourself-in-law

a spouse is yourself-in-law  10 Guy

Farts are like the screams of trapped poo

Farts are like  the screams of trapped poo  10 Guy

TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES

TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES  10 Guy

Vietnamese food should be called "Vietnoms"

Vietnamese food  should be called

Nominees The language you speak with food in your mouth

Nominees The language you speak with food in your mouth
  10 Guy

millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard

millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard  10 Guy

money is an everywhere gift card

money is an everywhere gift card  10 Guy

Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY

Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY  10 Guy