10 Guy

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?
  10 Guy

A spider Is just a land octopus

A spider Is just a land octopus  10 Guy

Bathtubs Are just reverse boats

Bathtubs Are just reverse boats  10 Guy

Planets are just the suns moon's

Planets are just the suns moon's  10 Guy

If it were opposite day my boss would have to dress up as a penis because she's a cunt

If it were opposite day my boss would have to dress up as a penis because she's a cunt  10 Guy

Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go

Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go  10 Guy

What size would you like your cherry slush? "Peanut butter"

What size would you like your cherry slush?

a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about

a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about
  10 Guy

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY  10 Guy

our parents gave us usernames for real life

our parents gave us usernames for real life  10 Guy