Actual Advice Mallard

My soccer team has not won a game this season, but we play hard all the same.

NOT BEING ABLE TO WIN IS NOT A REASON TO GIVE UP Actual Advice Mallard

LIVE IN MINNESOTA?

LEARN  HOW TO SWIM Actual Advice Mallard

Better to wait

IF YOU ARE THINKING OF HAVING A CHILD WAIT UNTIL 'FROZEN' GOES AWAY Actual Advice Mallard

Suck it up pansy!

IF YOU HAVE A COLD ON A WORK DAY COME INTO WORK ANYWAY, THE BOSS WILL SEE YOUR DEDICATION AND DRIVE, YOU WON'T BE ASKED TO WORK AS HARD, BE GIVEN BETTER BREAKS AND THEY WILL BE MORE FAVOURABLE WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK.  Actual Advice Mallard

No racist intent, but intent is what this is all about

GIRLS, NEVER DATE A GUY OF ANOTHER RACE JUST TO GET BACK AT YOUR FATHER THOSE BOYS WILL PICK UP ON YOUR TRUE INTENT AND WILL DRAG YOU INTO A CYCLE OF ABUSE ONLY YOUR FATHER CAN PULL YOU OUT OF.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dear Anita Sarkesian

COMPLAINING ABOUT FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION IN VIDEO GAMES ISOLATES AND ALIENATES FEMALE GAMERS FROM THE MALE MAJORITY AND THEY WILL HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dear Feminists...

DON'T TELL MEN NOT TO RAPE 99.9% OF MEN WILL NEVER WILLINGLY RAPE YOU, AND THOSE WHO WOULD WON'T CARE.  Actual Advice Mallard

quack quack

DEJA DE HACERTE  MEJOR VEN A ESTUDIAR IDIOMAS EN EL ANGLOAMERICANO Actual Advice Mallard

RESPECTFUL STUDENT

IF YOU ARE RESPECTFUL MRS. BENDEN WILL BE HAPPY Actual Advice Mallard

Classical Music Composer Names

IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A COMPOSER'S NAME ON A MUSIC APPRECIATION EXAM PUT DOWN