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Actual Advice Mallard

Jessica's Training

INSERT MEMES INTO YOUR TRAINING PRESENTATION IT WILL INCREASE STUDENT ATTENTION, AND HELP YOU SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF. Actual Advice Mallard
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Mallard Commitment

COMMIT EARLY COMMIT OFTEN Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck the issue

I DON'T ALWAYS SKIRT THE ISSUE I DUCK. Actual Advice Mallard
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Why yes, it does sound amateur, thanks for noticing

IF YOU THINK SOMEONE WROTE THE JOKE OR SONG THEMSELVES DON'T ASK Actual Advice Mallard
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Why yes, it does sound amateur, thanks for noticing

IF YOU SUSPECT SOMEONE WROTE THE JOKE OR SONG THEY'RE SHOWING YOU THEMSELVES DON'T ASK Actual Advice Mallard
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Same Goes For Boys Of Your Dreams

IF YOU FIND THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS HOLD ON TO HER LIKE GRIM DEATH Actual Advice Mallard
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dont get preggy kids

DON'T GET YA BITCH PREGGY CAUSE YUR NOT MANLY ENOUGH Actual Advice Mallard
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Saving for emergencies

MAKE A SPECIAL SAVINGS PLAN TO SURVIVE THREE TO SIX MONTHS OF PAYMENTS OF YOUR TOTAL EXPENSES IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY Actual Advice Mallard
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have conversations, not arguments

WHEN SOMEONES OPINION DIFFERS FROM YOURS. IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY THINK YOUR OPINION IS WRONG. RARELY IS ANY INSULT IMPLIED OR GIVEN. IT JUST MEANS PEOPLE THINK DIFFERENTLY. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU KNOW THE CONNOTATIONS OF DIFFERENT WORDS YOU WILL BE A BETTER WRITER, SPEAKER, READER, AND JUST AN OVERALL AWESOME PERSON Actual Advice Mallard
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